Sunday, 25 September 2011

Saturday 24th September 2011 – The Traffic Jam


Well, I made it. As bizarre as it sounds, I actually made it in one piece. Getting from Bedworth to Leicester wasn’t a massive ordeal, except once we got into the city itself. There was traffic almost literally backing up to the city entrance. Now, not one to complain, but Bedworth is only about twenty minutes from Leicester, and we left at twenty five to two. Booking into halls for myself was supposed to be between 2pm and 3pm, and we arrived at about quarter to three. Just in time. A twenty minute car journey took AN HOUR AND TEN MINUTES. I wasn’t impressed.

Anyway, after an ordeal featuring Lewis doing his best Houdini impression, by vanishing from where he was supposed to be guiding us from, (long story, I might tell it if I find time), we arrived at the New Wharf Hall of Residence. While dad parked up, I was ordered to go and get my keys. The sibling tagged along, and I did the deed. After a few ‘formalities’, I picked up the keys to what was to be my empire for the next academic year. I was given a quick tour by a woman I think was called Claire. Cue the next disaster. Drum roll please…

When we finally got to my room in the furthest block on the second floor, we found the keys didn’t work. Me being me, I kept my face calm, although inside I was slowly dying. Then, while Claire ran off to remedy the problem, another guide brought my neighbour along. Joe was his name, and, shock horror his keys were wrong too. While I ordered myself not to throw myself from the nearest window, (which would have been impossible anyway, as they all have wires stopping them from being opened too far), I wandered up and around the area, looking at the kitchen and bathrooms, Claire finally made a re-appearance, this time with the right keys. She proceeded to open the door. I entered and observed my kingdom. The first think I noticed was that the blind clashed with the furniture. This also meant my duvet cover would also clash. While I was quietly seething, I thanked her for all her help. She then showed me all the areas I’d already explored in her absence. After she left, I went to help dad and Lewis bring in my luggage. What had already been brought up had already been taken to the floor above. KEEP CALM. After getting my things to the right floor, and slightly unpacking, we went for a walk around the campus area in an attempt to get our bearings. Upon returning, we realised that we’d forgotten some things. Only little things. Among them my printer and the photos I needed for my student card. Might I stress how hard it is to keep oneself from suicide while bashing you head into a desk, getting rather peeved about your own incompetence. After this however, we decided not to worry, Dad saying he might make a trip up tomorrow. I love that man. A bit later on, I bid farewell to the family, and set about sorting out where I’d left out.

It was around this time I began meeting my fellow flatmates. To put it simply, they’re a fantastic bunch, hailing from all over the place, and I can see myself getting on very well with them. They’re all very friendly, and a plus side to them is that they all seem to have their geeky tendencies. I think I’ll fit in pretty well… Oh, and part of the night was taken up by at least fifty different people piling into our kitchen for a planned at the last drinks party. I couldn’t even get into my own kitchen. However, I met some more people, including one of my part course mates, although she was only doing the History side of things. After everyone had gone, which was about two hours from when they arrived, the night ended with the five remaining flatmates just sitting around a bottle, glass and can strewn kitchen table chatting about anything and everything. We ended up going to bed at about quarter to one. All in all a fun, yet stressful day.  

UNIVERSITY – FIRST IMPRESSIONS

An Account of Student Life By Alex Everett
This is just a short introduction to what should hopefully be a continuing set of posts about my time at De Montfort University, Leicester. I’ll keep it uop to date as often as I remember.

Much Love
Alex

Monday, 7 February 2011

Huzzah! An Update!

After people ranting at me to update my blog, (literally one), as it hasn't been updated since November, I decided to make an update, as you do. Wasn't sure what to do, so I thought I'd put in a description of a Demon I created for my 'upcoming' novel. If nothing else, it kept me amused for a bit. I've also included a picture, which I think captures the aura of the beast... Maybe.

Azcatormax the Fallen - The Archdemon
“And what a transformation! He now stood ten feet tall, and his skin was now darker, much darker. It was borderline black. His feet and hands were clawed, designed for tearing flesh. Two enormous bat-like wings protruded from his back, flexing as if he were about to take flight. Thick black hair covered part of his legs, and stretched to his hip area. Black too were the horns crowning his large head, as were the spikes and spines jutting from his body. As he looked up, his face could be seen. It was much broader, but the skin was stretched over the monstrous skull, and his eyes seemed sunken in that terrible visage. His cruel eyes were still blue, but were now complete pools, and that white lightning whirred. As he opened his mouth to roar, his teeth could be seen, having now turned to pointed fangs, and his tongue was now forked like a serpents. But the roar that passed his lips was tremendous, like a dragons, but a thousand times worse. He lowered his head once again, and smiled the same cruel smile he did when he was a ‘human’. Then he spoke, in a voice that made a shiver run down Tristan’s spine. A voice that was like Azrath’s, but which seemed to echo as it did: “I… Am… Azcatormax… And… I… Live…” 

Well, thats about it! For whoever reads this, I hope you liked it! If not, well, I'm not the one who wasted my time.

Monday, 8 November 2010

Is This Thing On?

Would you believe I'm being serious here? My laptop's been playing up recently, so getting this to work has been irritating. Anyway, I suppose this is as good a time as any to get myself on the Internet! It's a big old place, and this is my tiny part of it... Oh well, make do with what you've got I suppose!